- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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