- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

what happens every day? People die

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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