What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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