- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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