- Anti Joke

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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