- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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