Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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