- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black person walks out of KFC

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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