- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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