- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Where's my baby??

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Butt poop.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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