- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Corn Muffins

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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