- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Religion.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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