,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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