- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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