- Anti Joke

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.