Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Joke

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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