What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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