- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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