- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

learn the ropes?

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Knock Knock Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

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