We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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