- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

why was the boy sad? because.

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