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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

knock knock There's no door

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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