What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Women's rights

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Gorden Brown.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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