- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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