- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

roses are red. violets are violet...

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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