- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

to get to the other side.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

No.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Where's my baby??

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Justin Bieber

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

This one time at band camp music was played.

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