- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Your all fags

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Your mom is so fat...

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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