- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

A young baby died.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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