- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

I love pissing people off :P

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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