- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Women's rights

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Rachel not blowing Robert.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Black Friday

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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