Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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