why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Are you a tree

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Justin Bieber

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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knock knock come in!

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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