One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What black and has children A black man

pudding

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

The jets are a good team..

I am a joke. I am funny.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

I killed someone on minecraft.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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