A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

salad days!

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Knock knock Come in

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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