What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

The Christian Bible.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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