how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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full house

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This is not an anti joke.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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