A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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The EPA.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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