Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Sac

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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homework

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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