- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

your mother

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

I killed someone on minecraft.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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