Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Women's rights

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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