why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

kieran scott has a huge back

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Get off my porch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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