- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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whats worse than gill? nothing

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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