What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Justin Bieber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Where's my baby??

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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