why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Are you a tree

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

knock knock come in!

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Justin Bieber

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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