- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Black Friday

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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