- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

knock knock There's no door

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

my mind's eye?

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