Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Adele walks into the stables

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

xavier stop

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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