knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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I am a women

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Refrigerator

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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