Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Your all fags

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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