Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Women's Rights.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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