Blake wilkeys hair style

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Weed.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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tee hee

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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jwe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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