A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Donkey lips

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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your social life.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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