A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

your mama's so fat... that's it

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Women's rights

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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