What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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