Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Adele walks into the stables

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

xavier stop

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Where's my tractor?

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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