why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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woman's rights

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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