- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man comes home from work.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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