When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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