Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

I killed someone on minecraft.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

your mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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