George Bush.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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