- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

civil rights

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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