What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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