- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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