What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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